When you forgot to buy flood insurance.

This tree caused a lot of wars.

We all lose our sh*t once in a while, we don't all apologize this well.

When the drive-thru asks if "Pepsi is OK?"

It’s beginning to look a lot like Mordor.

When you can't tell if it is a video game or real.

Cheap knock-offs cover all their bases.

When the Captain needs a new profile pic.

Naruto approves!

One day he hopes to move into a a nice big van, and park it somewhere relaxing, maybe down by the river.

Girl used to be called Chicken Lady when she was young. Still called that now.

If I gave my friends a sharpie to draw on my car, they would draw a bunch of dicks.

Very strong, but probably not OSHA approved.